A creation by French designer Julien Fournie at Paris

Yeoh Wee Teck
The perfect coat for a hungry, busy shopaholic overweight girl. It hides all the bulges, you can throw a bowl of chicken salad into the left sleeve, your day's shopping in the right sleeve and a change of clothes down the front.

Sylvia Toh Paik Choo
How to hide an anorexic catwalk model. Like two peas in a zip-up pod.

S M Ong
I want Constance Song to wear this at next year's Star Awards.

Jonathan Roberts
I think only women will notice this outfit

A creation from a student fashion show during Hong Kong Fashion week

Wee Teck
You would also cover your face in shame if you were wearing this.

Sylvia
I've heard of losing face, but this is ridiculous.

S M Ong
I need to scratch my nose so bad.

Jonrob
Is this part of the outfit or has something just fallen from the ceiling?

A creation of Spanish designer Leandro Cano at Berlin

Wee Teck
It's a sad day if you'd want to wear a marshmallow the colour of faeces.

Sylvia
How bust-enhancing can go so wrong.

S M Ong
"Hi. I'm auditioning to be a Cylon Centurion in the next Battlestar Galatica reboot."

Jonrob Perfect for the woman who wants to cosplay as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Outfit by Chinese designer Yiqing Yin for his show in Paris

Wee Teck
Raise the red lantern. Light the lantern. Burn this dress.

Sylvia
It's Lady Aarrgh-Aarrgh.

Jonrob
The dress for the camping experience without the tent.